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[elegant music plays]

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[drum roll]

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Welcome to the Amazing Digital Circus!

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My name is Caine!

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I'm your ringmaster,
and I'm here to show you

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the most jaw-dropping, heart-stopping,
mind-bending paraphernalia

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you've ever laid your eyes upon!

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-Isn't that right, Bubble?
-That's right, Caine!

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I can't wait to see
what you've got cooking up for today.

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Well, let's not waste any time.

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Let's get right into the show.

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♪

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♪
And there's Kaufmo, woohoo

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♪
After day after day we fly

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♪
And we don't know why

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W-W-Whe-- Wh--
Where am I?

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[wails]

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Ah!

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[flower pot banging rapidly ]

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[all groaning, grunting]
[music slows, stops]

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Caine, is this one of your NPCs,
or is this a new sucker?

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'Cause if it's a new character,

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we're gonna have to redo
this whole theme song.

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-[Zooble] I'm not doing that again.
-My, my!

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It appears a new human has entered
this realm!

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How do I… take this…

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headset off?!

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Just keep grabbing at it.

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That worked for all of us.

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[groans, gasps]

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W--What's going on?

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I-I-I put on some weird headset,

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and now I'm…

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here.

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Who are you people?

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Why can't I take it off?
Where am I?

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Let's just try to calm down.

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Everything's gonna be okay, new stuff.

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We've all been through this.
You just need to get your head to--

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What the [boing!] is going on?!

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-Wha--
-Now, now, now, my dear.

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We can't have any of that
foul language around here.

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The Amazing Digital Circus is a place
to be enjoyed by all ages.

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You, my friend, stumbled into
an incredible world of wonders

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where anything can happen!

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E-Except for swearing.

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[honk!] [squeak!] [boing!] [bonk!]

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[awooga!] [boink!] [shloompf!]
[pop!] [splat!] [boi-oi-oing!]

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[boink!]

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Oh, my God.

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U-Uh, well, h-how do I…

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you know, leave?

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Uh--

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W-Well, don't freak out about
it or anything,

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but, uh, we don't exactly…

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-You can't.
-What?

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[Zooble] Shut up, Jax.

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But, yeah, he's right.

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Welcome to your new home.

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And your new body.

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"N-N-New home"?

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What do you mean?

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Guys, don't be mean.

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We've been stuck here for years.

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Old Kinger over there's
supposedly been here the longest.

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[Kinger] Huh? Did someone say something
about an insect collection?

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That's why he's crazy.

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[chuckles] Eh.

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[panting]

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Ohhhh, okay! Now I get it!

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This is a dream,

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and I should just play along
until I wake up, right?

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Whatever you say, kid.

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They broke my comedy mask…

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-So, Caine…
-[whimpers]

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…We having a new adventure today
for the newbie, or what?

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I'd like to give our brand new member

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a tour of the circus grounds first.

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-Uh--
-Off we go!

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Here, we have…

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This is where your living quarters are,

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as well as all sorts of other activities!

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These activities may include…

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[dial-up tone blares]

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…Ball pits, mini golf, and more!

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And here, we have…

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Drown yourself in the digital lake

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or engage in ridery at the digital
carnival!

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Night, day, it's all okay!

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The choice is yours!
A cosmic buffet!

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Uh, is…that all there is?

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Of course not.

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This is THE VOID!

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We don't venture out into the void.

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[spooky voice]
Not even I know what's out there.

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That's, uh--

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-We stay right here,
where I can keep my…

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[dramatic voice]
…hundreds of all-seeing eyes on you.

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[soft voice]
Hello, Caine. I love you.

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Eaugh! Let's get outta here
before the moon gets frisky.

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Wait, what's that--

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Blegh!

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Whoa, clean up on aisle you!

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I'm on it, boss!

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[slurping]

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Why are you like this?

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[groans] Wait, wait!

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W-Was that an exit door I saw out there?

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-Is that a way to leave?
-What exit?

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If there was a way to leave,
I'm pretty sure we'd have all left by now.

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[gagging] [Zooble] Yeah,
what are you talking about?

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U-Uh, I-- [clears throat]

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I assure you,
there is no "magical exit door."

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You're probably just experiencing…

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From your mind's transition to
the digital plane.

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-But, I-I swear, I saw--
-[frantic] Digital hallucinations!

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How about we talk about something else?

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-Like your name!
-My name?

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My name is, uh…

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U-U-Uh?! Oh, God!

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Why can't I remember my name?!

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Nobody can remember their name
once they enter the Digital Circus.

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One of the few things I don't have control
over are your minds.

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So, all I can help you with
is coming up with a new one.

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[groaning] What's my name?

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Don't you worry your little head.

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Your new name can be anything!

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Hereby acknowledging that your chosen name
and or names may not breach

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the Digital Circus user license agreement

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stating that your name may not include
objectionable content.

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Objectionable content includes but is not
limited to sexually explicit materials,

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obscene, defamatory, libelous, slanderous,
violent,

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and/or unlawful content or profanity.

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-What are ya thinkin'?
-Huh?

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I don't care.
Just pick anything.

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Let's see!

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[wheel dinging]

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What do you think of…
[stammers phonetic sounds]

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I don't--

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You're right, terrible.
Let's try that again.

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What do you think of "Pomni"?

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Huh? Uh, s-sure.

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-I think I just--
-Gadzooks, you're right, Jax!

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We should have a brand new adventure
for our new member, Pomni!

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I said that like five minutes ago.

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You! Do you like adventure?

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Activity? Wonder? Danger?
Horror? Pain? Suffering? Agony?

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Death? Disease? Death?
Angel food cake?

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[chomp!]

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You parasite!

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Uh, I don't really…

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Since you're new around here, we're gonna
make it a simple in-house adventure

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to warm you up
to how things work around here.

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-[Zooble] Wha-- No! God!

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I don't want an in-house adventure.

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Don't worry, Zooble.

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I'll make it something unobtrusive

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that you can still choose to not get
involved with.

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Today's adventure is…

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[cackling maniacally]

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That's right!

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The entire circus tent
will be infested with gloinks,

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and you gotta catch 'em all.

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-But what are they?
-I'm glad you asked, Bubble.

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-They're small--
-And what do they do?

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-They--
-And how do they--

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Gloinks are small mischievous critters

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that steal anything
and everything they run into.

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Why do these humanoid hash browns do this?

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How do you stop them?

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That's for you to find out.

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Now, good luck.

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And have fun, my little superstars!

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What did any of that mean?

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Oh, that's just one of Caine's
little adventures.

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They're just something fun to do
to, you know…

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prevent us from going insane.
[chuckles nervously]

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[Zooble] [sighs] Speak for yourself.

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If anyone needs me, then [sproing!] off.

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Oh, God! Oh, jeez! No!

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[gloinks boinging, squeaking]

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Oh, God! Agh!

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Somebody help!

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[bored] Oh, no, they killed Zooble.

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Anyway, you guys wanna go
get something to eat?

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Oh, wait, we should go check on Kaufmo.

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I'm pretty sure he'd like to meet Pomni.

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[Kinger] My impenetrable fortress!

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-You wanna come with us to check
on Kaufmo?

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[Kinger] No, not really.

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I think Kaufmo's gone insane.

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Last time I spoke with him,
he was rambling endlessly about some exit.

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Kind of like you, Pomni.

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You might be going insane, too.

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But, wait. Wouldn't that more likely
mean the exit does exist?

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Could also mean you just have
a jump-start on losing your mind.

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[quietly] Wait, what about Zooble?

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Well, I think I'd like to ask him
about it,

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err, if this was real.

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Which it isn't, because it's a dream.

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Heh, she still thinks this is a dream.

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U-Uh, why are you looking at me
like that?

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I'm fine with doing whatever,

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as long as I get to see funny things
happen to people.

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Ow! Okay, I've already had
enough of these things.

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[sighs] You, me, and Pomni
will go check on Kaufmo,

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which leaves Crybaby and Hoo-ha together

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to go handle the Zooble situation.

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[laughs nervously] Do you think
pairing them up together is a good idea?

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Of course I do.

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They're the two most mentally stable and
capable characters to be paired together.

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Come on, ladies.
Let's go harass the clown.

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My comedy mask is broken again.

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[Kinger] Gah! Oh!

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Gangle, you startled me.

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So, this is where we all live…

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or, well, where we all sleep at night.

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Even though we don't really need to sleep,

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it's sometimes nice
to kind of take a break from everything

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and have a bit of a routine, you know?

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I'm sure there'll be one for…

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Oh, look, you already got one.

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I still don't understand about
the adventures.

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Why even go on them at all?

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W-W-Why not try to find a way to leave?

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Well, we usually do, when we first arrive.

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But after a while, you start to realize
that you really can't leave

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and constantly chasing an unattainable
goal will start driving you a bit crazy.

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And eventually, you get to asking
what the point of anything is,

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and you completely lose sight of
who you are and why you're even alive.

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And when you reach your breaking point,
something really terrible can happen.

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Ah, but that's not something we need to
deal with today.

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Above anything else,
the adventures give us something to do

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that keeps our minds healthy and
stimulated.

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[doorbell rings]

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Thank goodness this is all a dream,
right, Pomni?

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[unsettling musical sting]

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[gasps] Why are we here again?

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-What are we doing?
-We're getting one of our friends.

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[doorbell rings]

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Huh. Maybe he's not in his room?

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-I hope he's all right.
-Don't worry, dollface.

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I've got a key to his room.

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Wha-- Wait, wh-- why?

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You-- You-- You shouldn't have keys
to anyone's room.

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Nah, I've got keys everywhere,
and you've all been fine.

247
00:10:59,133 --> 00:11:01,033
By the way, I may have left something
in your room today,

248
00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:03,266
so let me know if you find it.

249
00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:05,333
Uh, you're not afraid of
centipedes, are you?

250
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:08,866
Jax! That's literally my only fear!
Why would you do this?!

251
00:11:08,933 --> 00:11:11,666
What? It could be
a completely unrelated question.

252
00:11:11,733 --> 00:11:13,333
You'll never know until it's too late.

253
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:17,000
[dramatic music plays]

254
00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:20,266
[static crackling]
[Pomni whimpers]

255
00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,600
Oh, I've been looking for this.

256
00:11:22,666 --> 00:11:24,600
Thanks for keeping an eye on it, Kaufy.

257
00:11:24,666 --> 00:11:26,433
I'm gonna head out. See ya.

258
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:29,400
[nervously] Oh! Kaufmo's been abstracted!

259
00:11:29,466 --> 00:11:30,800
That-- That's okay.

260
00:11:30,866 --> 00:11:33,233
-What… is that?
-[Kaufo growls]

261
00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:37,033
Uh, it might be that terrible thing
I was talking about earlier

262
00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:38,766
when you reach your breaking point.

263
00:11:38,833 --> 00:11:41,300
-H-huh?
-O-Okay, wait.

264
00:11:41,366 --> 00:11:44,166
M-Maybe there's still time to fix him if
we get Caine.

265
00:11:44,233 --> 00:11:45,900
-[gasps]
-Oh, whoa!

266
00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:48,633
Kaufmo, listen, I know we didn't
always get along,

267
00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:51,500
like when you called me out
for fake-laughing at your jokes.

268
00:11:51,566 --> 00:11:53,600
I swear, I really did think they were
funny.

269
00:11:53,666 --> 00:11:55,433
I was just having a bit of a bad day!

270
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:56,866
[shouting, groaning]

271
00:11:58,966 --> 00:12:00,966
[glitched groaning]

272
00:12:01,033 --> 00:12:03,833
[glitched, stuttered audio]
H-H-Hey, Pomni-i-i?

273
00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:06,166
Do you think… you could…

274
00:12:06,233 --> 00:12:09,166
perhaps help me out here?

275
00:12:09,233 --> 00:12:14,033
I understand… if you don't…
want to, though.

276
00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:16,033
Ow!

277
00:12:18,966 --> 00:12:20,766
[Whimpers] I'm sorry!

278
00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:22,766
[panting]

279
00:12:22,833 --> 00:12:24,400
-[Kaufmo roars]
-[yelps]

280
00:12:24,466 --> 00:12:26,700
[shouting, panting]

281
00:12:26,766 --> 00:12:28,766
[dramatic music plays]

282
00:12:38,033 --> 00:12:40,700
[curious music plays]
[Kaufmo growls]

283
00:12:50,733 --> 00:12:52,200
[groans, exclaims softly]

284
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,800
[Zooble screaming]

285
00:12:56,866 --> 00:12:59,366
[Kinger] I don't know what I'm
looking at here.

286
00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:03,500
We saw a gloink carry one
of Zooble's pieces down there, remember?

287
00:13:03,566 --> 00:13:06,766
[Kinger] Oh, yeah.
Thank you for the recap.

288
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:10,900
Boy, we're not very good at this, are we?

289
00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:14,566
[panting]

290
00:13:14,633 --> 00:13:17,300
[groans] Ugh, sup…

291
00:13:17,366 --> 00:13:18,633
[groans] Fellas?

292
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:21,166
[Kinger] Jax!!
We found the Zooble hole.

293
00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:22,766
Cool. [groans]

294
00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:24,633
How is Kaufmo doing?

295
00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:28,700
I hope he's not still mad at me
for not laughing at his jokes.

296
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,766
Oh, he's doing great.

297
00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:33,900
In fact, I don't think
I've ever seen him this happy before.

298
00:13:33,966 --> 00:13:37,233
[Kinger] Well, it's good to know
he hasn't completely lost his mind.

299
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,366
[Kaufmo growls]

300
00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:41,366
He actually asked me to give you this.

301
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:43,166
[Kinger] Whoa!

302
00:13:43,966 --> 00:13:45,233
[wails, screams]

303
00:13:51,633 --> 00:13:52,566
[bell dings]

304
00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,866
[Kinger and Gangle shouting]

305
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,200
-Heh!
-[pin clatters]

306
00:14:03,266 --> 00:14:05,266
[bell chimes]
[brief applause]

307
00:14:06,266 --> 00:14:08,200
[grunts]

308
00:14:08,266 --> 00:14:09,800
[boink!]

309
00:14:09,866 --> 00:14:11,433
[ominous music plays]

310
00:14:13,433 --> 00:14:16,700
[Kinger] [gasps]
An insect collection?

311
00:14:16,766 --> 00:14:19,100
I think it's a nest.

312
00:14:20,566 --> 00:14:22,333
-[Kinger] [shrieks]
-Hello?

313
00:14:23,466 --> 00:14:25,100
R-R-Ragatha?

314
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:27,433
That was your name, right?

315
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:32,100
[voice glitching, stuttering
continuously] O-O-Over here.

316
00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:33,500
[groans]

317
00:14:33,566 --> 00:14:36,733
H-Hey, look, I-I'm…

318
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,000
I didn't mean to leave you behind
like that.

319
00:14:39,066 --> 00:14:42,266
I… [sighs ]
Just… look at my hand.

320
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:45,100
I… [whimpers]
I didn't know what to do.

321
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:47,800
[glitching continues] I-I-It's okay-y.

322
00:14:47,866 --> 00:14:52,066
What you need to do right now is
find Caine.

323
00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:57,533
He'll be able to fix me up
and take care of Kaufmo-o-o-o.

324
00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:01,866
O-O-Okay, but where can I find him?

325
00:15:01,933 --> 00:15:05,300
Uh, I don't really know.

326
00:15:05,366 --> 00:15:09,500
Just look around and call for him,
I suppose.

327
00:15:09,566 --> 00:15:11,733
Uh, okay, I'll get him.

328
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,733
You just stay right there.

329
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,733
Not that you can really move or anything.

330
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,866
Uh, just hang in there.
I'll be right back, I promise.

331
00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:22,400
Cool. Also, Pomni?

332
00:15:22,466 --> 00:15:25,700
I'm sorry your first day here…

333
00:15:25,766 --> 00:15:29,966
had to be so… terrible?

334
00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:35,066
Uhhh, yeah, well, don't worry about it.

335
00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:38,333
I'm just gonna go get Caine now.

336
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:44,033
Hello? Caine?

337
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:47,066
We have a bit of an issue here!

338
00:15:49,066 --> 00:15:51,933
[curious music]

339
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,366
[boing!]
Ugh!

340
00:16:00,366 --> 00:16:02,366
[stammers]
[children laughing]

341
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,633
-[rising scream]
-[yelps]

342
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:11,300
[boing!]
Agh!

343
00:16:12,066 --> 00:16:13,700
[glass shattering]
Hmm?

344
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,166
Caine?

345
00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:19,633
[suspenseful music plays]
[Kaufmo growling]

346
00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:21,800
[distorted whooshing, ringing]

347
00:16:22,466 --> 00:16:23,800
[laughs nervously]

348
00:16:23,866 --> 00:16:26,466
[screams] [panting]

349
00:16:27,066 --> 00:16:32,800
[growls] What form
of non-gloinkinian mass…

350
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:38,066
dares presume presence
in the nest of the Gloink Queen?

351
00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:40,066
Oh, is that who you are?

352
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,833
You know,
you could have asked for my consent

353
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:45,500
before forcing me to see something
so completely and utterly disgusting.

354
00:16:45,566 --> 00:16:49,200
[grumbles] How despicable.

355
00:16:49,266 --> 00:16:52,100
A rabbitoid that runs its mouth

356
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:55,333
in the presence of my royal figure.

357
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:59,533
[Kinger] Well, as a royal myself,
I would like to kindly ask if--

358
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,200
Oh, look, there's Zooble.
Hi, Zooble.

359
00:17:02,266 --> 00:17:04,900
[Zooble] Agh! Help me, you idiots!

360
00:17:04,966 --> 00:17:07,966
Kinda rude, Zooble.
Now I don't wanna help you.

361
00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:13,233
[groans] Oh, I always lose.

362
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,233
[Kinger] Yes!

363
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,233
[gloinks squeaking, boinking]

364
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,300
Gotcha!

365
00:17:20,066 --> 00:17:21,366
[befuddled] Oh.

366
00:17:21,433 --> 00:17:23,533
[Zooble] Hey! Kinger, you motherf--

367
00:17:23,599 --> 00:17:25,099
[growls]

368
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:27,633
-Eee!
-Eh, they'll be fine.

369
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,800
[Gloink squeaking rapidly]

370
00:17:32,566 --> 00:17:34,300
-[panting]
-[Kaufmo growling]

371
00:17:34,366 --> 00:17:36,833
Gotta hide, gotta hide, gotta hide.

372
00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:38,500
[gasps]

373
00:17:38,566 --> 00:17:41,566
[pensive music plays]

374
00:17:43,866 --> 00:17:45,900
[Kaufmo growls]

375
00:17:45,966 --> 00:17:48,266
[sneaky music plays]

376
00:17:51,933 --> 00:17:53,966
[monkeys hooting, shrieking]

377
00:18:12,066 --> 00:18:14,166
God, where is Caine?

378
00:18:18,366 --> 00:18:21,466
[rising tense music plays]

379
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:23,633
[Kaufmo growls]

380
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,700
[exclaims softly]

381
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,366
[music stops]

382
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:33,866
[eerie music plays]

383
00:18:37,066 --> 00:18:39,333
Huh?

384
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,400
[panting frantically]

385
00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:45,300
[groans] [panting]

386
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,433
[Gloink boinking softly]

387
00:18:55,266 --> 00:19:00,033
You foolish assortment of colorful
characters!

388
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:04,766
Do you not realize
that everything must be gloinks?

389
00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:06,566
I am gloinks.

390
00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:09,100
You will be gloinks.

391
00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:13,000
God will be gloinks-uh!

392
00:19:13,066 --> 00:19:15,000
This is dumb and weird.

393
00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:20,200
-Well, b-- Uh--
Y-Yet, you're still watching it!

394
00:19:20,266 --> 00:19:23,133
I'm not here for the adventure or
anything. I'm just here to hide from the--

395
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,833
[Kinger] Oh, thank God you're okay.

396
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:32,600
You didn't experience a game show in
there, did you?

397
00:19:32,666 --> 00:19:37,066
[Zooble] Uh, I--
What are you talking about?

398
00:19:37,133 --> 00:19:39,533
[Gloink Queen groaning]

399
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,033
[boink!] [bonk!] [poke!] [sproing!]

400
00:19:42,466 --> 00:19:44,633
-What's happening?
-It's just Kaufmo.

401
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,066
Don't worry about it.

402
00:19:47,266 --> 00:19:50,700
-Kaufmo abstracted?!
-Nah, he's fine.

403
00:19:50,766 --> 00:19:53,500
[Kinger] You're right!
How are we gonna get outta here?!

404
00:19:53,566 --> 00:19:55,500
[Zooble] Guys, over there.

405
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,133
[Kinger] Huh.

406
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,466
[Gloink Queen groaning]
[Jax] Ladies first.

407
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,633
-No, wait, why would I say that?
-Agh!

408
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:09,933
[Zooble] Wait,
Pomni's not even here?

409
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,333
-Wasn't this whole thing for her?
-Be quiet.

410
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,333
I can't hear the escalator.

411
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,333
[panting]

412
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,966
[tense music plays]

413
00:20:19,033 --> 00:20:21,300
[gasps, whimpers]

414
00:20:21,366 --> 00:20:23,666
[whimpering frantically]

415
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:28,066
[exclaims angrily] [panting]

416
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,500
[groans, screams through teeth]

417
00:20:44,266 --> 00:20:45,900
[shouts]

418
00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:56,433
[dark music plays]

419
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,566
[cackles wildly]

420
00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:11,633
[wooden boards creaking]

421
00:21:21,133 --> 00:21:23,400
[sweeping, awe-inspiring music plays]

422
00:21:23,466 --> 00:21:25,900
[choir vocalizing]

423
00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:47,200
[music fades]
[indistinct chatter]

424
00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:49,633
[both laughing]

425
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:54,400
Oh, Bubble, you always know how
to make me say this exact sentence.

426
00:21:54,466 --> 00:21:56,200
[goofy cartoon sound effects playing]
-Gasp!

427
00:21:56,266 --> 00:21:58,666
An alert on my WackyWatch at this hour?

428
00:22:01,666 --> 00:22:04,300
Oh no! Someone's venturing out
into the void!

429
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:06,366
They'll get totally spoiled!

430
00:22:12,933 --> 00:22:14,366
There you go!

431
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:19,366
Now, what the heck happened around here?

432
00:22:19,433 --> 00:22:22,100
-Oh, yeah, my doing.
-[Kinger] Caine!

433
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:25,900
Kaufmo went through
a sort of Kaufmosis and abstracted!

434
00:22:25,966 --> 00:22:27,433
Kaufmo abstracted?

435
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,833
[exaggerated]
Why didn't anybody tell me?

436
00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:31,900
[boing!] [whoop!] [bonk!]

437
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:36,666
-[Kaufmo growling]
-And into the cellar you go.

438
00:22:36,733 --> 00:22:39,200
[Water lapping]
[Eerie low rumbling]

439
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:45,133
[Zooble] Man, I can't believe
Kaufmo just gave up like that.

440
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,200
I mean, no offense, Kinger,
but I always thought you would be next.

441
00:22:48,266 --> 00:22:50,433
-Thank you.
-Guess it just goes to show

442
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:53,300
you can't rely on Kinger for anything.

443
00:22:53,366 --> 00:22:57,266
[voice glitching, stuttering]
I am in so much pain!

444
00:22:57,333 --> 00:22:58,333
Oop!

445
00:23:08,866 --> 00:23:13,466
I do have to apologize for lying
about the exit.

446
00:23:13,533 --> 00:23:16,400
I knew how much all of you
have been wanting there to be one,

447
00:23:16,466 --> 00:23:17,766
but, you know,

448
00:23:17,833 --> 00:23:20,666
I was having so much trouble figuring out
what to put on the other side

449
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:24,033
and ended up never quite finishing it.

450
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:28,766
And you know how I never like letting
people see my unfinished work,

451
00:23:28,833 --> 00:23:31,266
especially if it leads you out into
the void.

452
00:23:32,533 --> 00:23:34,700
Anyway, it looks like you defeated
the Gloink Queen,

453
00:23:34,766 --> 00:23:36,200
so I guess the adventure's over.

454
00:23:36,266 --> 00:23:39,100
Your reward is a delicious digital feast

455
00:23:39,166 --> 00:23:41,433
cooked by our head Bubble Chef.

456
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:45,566
Made with all the love
I'm legally allowed to give.

457
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:47,566
You know, I am pretty hungry.

458
00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:49,566
You didn't even do anything.

459
00:23:49,633 --> 00:23:51,466
So, what?
I can still be hungry.

460
00:23:51,533 --> 00:23:53,700
[Kinger] Well, not really,
'cause we don't need to eat,

461
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,800
drink, or sleep in this digital world.

462
00:23:55,866 --> 00:24:00,166
So the digital food here only gives off
the virtual sensation of eating

463
00:24:00,233 --> 00:24:02,300
without any of the nutritional benefits.

464
00:24:02,366 --> 00:24:03,800
[Jax] Sheesh, lay off it.

465
00:24:03,866 --> 00:24:06,600
Since when are you an expert on
the digital world?

466
00:24:06,666 --> 00:24:08,300
[Kinger] Expert on the what?

467
00:24:08,366 --> 00:24:11,266
[cheerful, wry music]

468
00:24:14,866 --> 00:24:17,733
[majestic, sweeping music]
[choir vocalizing]

469
00:24:47,733 --> 00:24:49,100
[music stops]

470
00:24:50,533 --> 00:24:52,533
[sweeping music crescendos]

471
00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:02,300
[upbeat, jazzy music plays]